Anonym asked:
Wie soll der perfete Freund aussehen?

kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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Anonym asked:
hast du oft sex?
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ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid
disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
Anonym asked:
spoiler alert: they all die in the end

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE