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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

"Ich hab nur eine Bitte an dich. Der 7 te Buchstabe im Alphabet"
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"When people say “You’ve changed” there’s a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to."
Anonymous (via soulsscrawl)

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first